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Never again will I indulge in another fiber one bar, they are far too dangerous! Sir Farts a lot - 51 - I ate 2 of them bars today and i was farting all day. I had class and i couldnt hold it in they just popped out. Think Green - 52 - My name is Spencer and I am a Fiber One addict. In fact, I'm eating one right now. Yes, I know my wife and I will be hot-boxing it under the covers tonight, but that's okay, cuz I think we on this blog are onto something: An epiphany came upon me the other night as I contemplated the endless stream of methane coming from my colon.
There has to be a way to tap into this renewable resource. With FiberOne's being the catalyst in fuel creation, surely, our scientists could design a portable and easy-to-use device to capture this useable fuel that could in-turn power our cars and homes. If we increase the Chicory content, we could eventually combine our flatulence in powering factories and entire cities.
Come 'on people let's make lemonade from this bag of lemons. Call your congressman to get obama to relegate some of that stimulus money to this cause. Jack The Ripper - 53 - Montezuma's Revenge - 54 - My first experience with these bars was on a recent trip to Mexico.
I had never tried them before, but I brought a box along for hotel room snacks. While in a rush to catch the plane home, I skipped breakfast and had a few bars. I may have slept on the plane, but my bowels were wide awake! The farts were so loud that you could hear them over the noise of the engines, and the odor was so strong that my girlfriend moved to another seat. I awoke to the sound of "good Gawd" coming from the woman in the row behind me. I surely ruined the trip for a couple dozen people.
I had never experienced anything like this before, and I was certain I had picked up some dysentery in Mexico. I was all ready to go to the doctor, but then it stopped the next day -- until my girlfriend started snacking on the bars and it started all over again.
It took a couple days for us to put two and two together. Kurana - 55 - My mother and i we're at Sams Club and was looking for some healthy. Well we came across these Ubber looking good Bars. Come to find out after i was starving from not eating all day. I turned to one of these bars and noticed uncontrollable amount of gas coming from my butt. Thanks to Google i know what making my body do this!
SOO giving these to my grandma. Erica - 56 - Yes, these bars are Satan Snacks! I just started a diet and decided to buy these thinking they would help with wieght loss so yesterday afternoon I ate 2 bars. Evening rolled around and I was making dinner. I must have farted last night times if not more! I am a tiny person and "toot", but last night these farts were loooong and sounded like thunder! I swear I let this one loose that was so forceful I thought I may have even levitated!
Woke up to horrible gas pains and my ass has been throwing up ever since 7am. My husband laughed at me all night and he farted as he usually does and I was happy to respond by saying "honey, I fold and raise you two" as I farted twice with confidence!!!!!!!
Yeah, these bars will be given to my mother in law in her "goody bag" I always pack for her!!!!!! Thanks for all the stories! I needed these laughs after feeling so miserable from these bars!!!! Be-dub - 57 - Oh god no, is right.
Laura - 58 - The fart bars have claimed yet another hapless victim. Like everyone else I googled fiber one bar farts. My pets won't even stay in the room with me now so I can't blame it on them anymore. C-Lines - 59 - Smell-E - 60 - OMG i am right along with all of you in laughing my ass off from reading all the stroies. I am having the same problems, and yet the bars have to tast so good!
WOW do i smell after eating one of these bars. Not ladely like at all hahahaha. I assumed it was just the extra fiber but decided to do a search on google anyway and this is what i found! I am so glad i work from home otherwise i may have been fired from the awful smell that these farts produce. I have tried the fiber one cereal and do not remember having these problems like i am having with the fiber one bars.
I think i will just have to do like everyone else and either throw the last 2 out or use them for a prank. She-Who-Empties-the-Room-Quickly - 61 - Dear Brethren of the Booties: I, too, have fallen prey to the malicious Fiber One bar. My co-worker is gagging on the floor I can barely see her but for the miasma of stench surrounding our desks.
Send for back up! Mean nasty Trick Bars - 62 - They were all probably laughing, and farting, uncontrollably after they manufactured and got these Fiber One bars out. What a sneaky little trick! These taste really good, but really aren't very "green" from all the gasses you omit after eating just a single one.
Surprised they haven't added an extra gas emissions tax to these because of it. But seriously folks, These should only be consumed if you are all alone for a couple of days. You actually need to plan ahead before eating these things. I accidentally came across this site and laughed to tears, because I just bought a box the other day. I ate one bar yesterday, for the first time ever, and one bar today, and I was wondering what the hell was wrong with me. I now know, and now I too, will share my insight and all that I have learned from these 2 lone bars that I have ate Eat before you go to class or if you work in a quiet environment.
Unless you are eating them just for the purpose of being dumb. Feel free to eat these if you work at a shop. People will just think it's the machines instead Then again,,,,,, People might think the machines are breaking down, so that might not be a good idea either. Unless you want to walk. Yes, you will end up walking even if you are driving the vehicle, It'll only bring out the worst in you. Especially with aerobics or any cardiovascular.
It'll look like you just baked them. You will be golden in their eyes and get your revenge all at the same time. They will be too embarrassed to tell you what they've experienced, and they won't want to belittle the kind gesture and amends you just made. They only need to eat one! Give these to kids!!!! You think those little fart cups and whoopie cushions are bad and cause a ruckus? These are waaaayyy worse!
They will be up all night farting and laughing, smelling up the whole house. You know the one's I'm talking about. Just in case you are to get lost, you'll have the food to nurish you for the time being and you'll uncontrollably create an abundance of rambunctious sounds for Search and Rescue to locate exactly where you are! It'll also keep all the predatory animals in the area, at bay. Mean nasty Trick Bars - 63 - These actually taste really good, but really aren't very "green" from all the gasses you omit after eating just a single one.
Foxy Lady - 64 - I googleed "fiber bars give you gas" and came to this page. I could've googled "blow-outs" because that's what they are. I can't describe the force and pressure behind them, but I guess everyone here knows because they've experienced them.
Nine grams in one bar - woo hoo! But now I hear it's the chicory root extract that causes the gas? I kept thinking all week "What the heck have I been eating that I have such baaaad gas??? First and foremost, this is the funniest website ever! Seems like a "support group" for people with problematic farts, if you will.
I ate 2 of these bars today and the gas has been unprecedented. Didn't help that I had refried beans with my dinner. Been going into the bathroom to fart so I don't gas myself out, but the smell attaches itself to my clothes and follows me around the house.
Have candles burning but it doesn't overpower the lethal stench If it's the chickory root that causes these noxious emissions, why must they add this???? What a cruel thing to do! I'm calling the company tomorrow and complaining! Good thing I didn't have a date tonight. Pure and simply the funniest website I have ever visited, ahh yes, the simple pleasures of life. I started eating these things before I went to workout, strenuous activity followed shortly by massive gas. It took me a week to put two and two together, and walked into a perfect storm of health conscious living.
In my naivety I ate one before the workout, followed two hours later by a bowl of Kashi Go Lean with added blueberries, Horrible discomfort, I literally farted times that day, was doing my noxious version of "crop dusting' walking around constantly to try and avoid blame and not stew in my own funk.
It was a life changing experience for me, now forever twinkies and frosted flakes for my fiber, just visit roto rooter for a bi annual flush. Colon cleanse, here I come. Damn, they did taste good, some yin with my yang, that's for sure Fartina's Update - 67 - I wrote to General Mills to let them know that although their FiberOne bars are most tasty and satisfying, the gas that they produce is enough to destroy one's will to live.
The gas was so bad that I could actually see it, all brown and greasy and hanging over my cubicle, marking me with a shamecloud for all to see and smell. No, I won't be buying more FiberOne bars with my coupons.
Maybe General Mills makes a butt balm. Obfuscation - 68 - I'm so glad that I'm not alone. The sad thing is that these bars are so darn tasty. It's difficult for me to throw the rest of them away, as I'd purchased 2 boxes of them from CostCo, and they had worked well at staving off my hunger.
In any case, these are not to be trifled with. They can't be used for meal replacements, as the human body will happily turbo-process the chicory extract and output something that smells NOTHING like chicory. I can't buy these again, as my wife has threatened me with divorce, decapitation, and dismemberment if I ever eat these again. On a serious note, Beano actually helps to reduce the gas. You have to consume an inordinately large dose of beano before eating any of these bars.
FART - 69 - Fiber One Farter - 70 - Hello, my name is and I am a Fiber One fartaholic. My wife brought home a Costco size box of these things. They stopped me in my tracks while on my afternoon run. Had I a pin, I would have popped myself to relieve the pain. But all I could do was pretend I was tying my shoes, arse up in the air, trying to get some relief. I'm thinking we should take the rest of the box up to our state legislature for their next session. Would that make me a terrorist? Vibrating butt cheeks - 71 - They need to have, 'Purchase one box of Fiber One' and recieve a free air freshener.
Seriously, That wouldn't even help. I walk around with a can of 'Hawaiian Breeze". The sad thing is, I can make my own breeze now! It's just not Hawaiian! Ryan - 72 - My abs went from bakery rolls to a six pack after reading all these comments.
I'm still wiping tears from my face!! My mom loves to buy Fiber One bars to snack on and I would always eat them when I'm at my parents house because they taste so good, but I never thought of putting farts and these bars together.
Now that I think about it, I DID have some pretty horrible gas after eating them but always thought it was the beer I drank or some kind of bad cheese. Needless to say I'm definitely buying these when I want to prank someone!! I can't escape myself! My cousin had the Fiber One bars, and I decided to try one cuz I was hungry. I went to grab another one and she warned me that I would be sorry.
I decided to ignore the warning - big mistake! About 2 hours later, I was attending a worship service at a local church I spent the entire time seated, thanking the good Lord above for the cushioned seat and the very loud christian rock band playing. Oh, and unbelievably, the frequent thunderous explosions blowing out of my ass had no smell. Again, thank you dear Jesus.
Khalid - 74 - Help me please I do not know this thing Sour Fart long considered not find anything about what the materials used in this game and they knew how to use food and bacteria that I am an Arab from the damp and the names of Khalid Thank you for Emily q8.
Hye - 75 - I really enjoyed it. I am from Denmark and know bad English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: Fartizzle - 76 - I'm crying here at work.
These "Granola Granades" don't effect my mom at all, but me Anyway, my daughters like to repeat what my farts sound like. Sometimes it sounds like Windy Nights - 77 - Was really hungry and missed lunch. Grabbed a box of the Fiber Ones went back to my office.
Had lots of work to do so ate a "few of them" mindlessly while answering emails. Forgot that I had yoga class late that afternoon. The gas hit me on my way to yoga. I seriously considered aborting but thought I could just run into the rest room if I needed to. Spent nearly the whole class 1 hour in the bathroom.
The first explosive release was so loud that it rattled the window in the bathroom. I knew for sure they had heard it out on the floor where the other people were deep in some relaxing yoga pose. The rest of the time I mastered the method of bending over and pulling my butt cheeks apart so that the sound would just be a rush of "air" coming out. One occurrence was so forceful that the magazine pages rustled in the ensuing wind storm. I did not think the gas would ever stop coming.
No more Fiber One bars unless I am by myself away from civilization! This website has been a total relief literally.
I fell in love with the Fiber 1 Chocolate and Oats bars only 2 points on weight watchers and thought I found a great snack to keep with me. The first day I had no problem, the next day I noticed I was a little gassy.
Then yesterday I ate two and was in so much pain. My husband is laughing hysterically that I'm spending this much time researching farts and gas, but I just knew that this was normal. Thanks to all of you Farters out there, I finally feel relief Our 9 year old son loves these Satan-spawned bars. Coming back from a recent visit to relatives, our younger daughter was feeling sick. All of a sudden a stench that can only be compared to a hog confinement lot on a hot day assailed my nose.
I heard the words "go bathroom", and I screamed at my husband to pull off the interstate. I was sure my younger daughter had had a diarrheal blowout.
As we swerved to the nearest exit I told her to unbuckle so she could run to the bathroom. Needless to say when we got to the rest stop the 9 year old son used the facilities. No more fiber one bars on car trips. My husband believed it must of been the cows until I showed him this site.
Stan - 80 - My wife and I can't stop laughing. I found these great new bars I feel my stomach is being inflated with a pump. We went to the movies and it was so difficult to hold the farts in.
We came home and googled Fiber ones bars make me fart and this sight came up. Thanks everyone for sharing your stories. I just can't stop farting I'm taking these bars back and can't wait until they ask me why! Too bad that they taste so good! Mama farts Alot - 81 - I farted for like a minute straight last night shortly after eating a Fiber One Bar. Luckily, my 8 year old was in the room to blame it on. Thank you for this. Having never tried them, I didn't realize until day 3 that it was the bars!!
It was quite pungent, to put it nicely. The flavor was amazing, but the aftermath is just more than this family can bear They'll be used as gifts for sure, in the future. I'm 18, and I heard really good things about these bars.
I had my mother buy them thinking, "Fiber is good for you! These past 2 days have been unbelievable! I'm still in high school and it is complete torture having to squeeze my little butt checks together with every "FIBER" in my being so I don't embarrass myself in front of my classmates! Sir Gas A lot - 84 - General Mills sent me a free box of Fiber One bars in the mail as others have mentioned, as part of their Word-of-Mouth program.
The funny part about it is that the name of their WOM program is "Psst My thought is that this is just a giant April Fool's day prank by General Mills. I mean I couldn't eat these things on the go. The only thing that I changed is eating those bars everyday. Sure enough, I found this page. They certainly are powerful things!!!!! M - 86 - I ate two of these bars on Saturday and another on Sunday. I couldn't figure why I was passing so much gas all day long and into the night.
He gave me the dirtiest look and told me to knock it off. I told him I couldn't help it, that I was feeling bloated, crampy and had to let it out.
Sunday night, I mentioned to my 18 year son I was having a bit of a problem with gas he had heard them ripping throughout the day. He then asked me if I had been eating the Fiber One bars and I told him yes. He said he finally figured it out when he himself had eaten a few, had been getting some cramps and was passing gas like crazy. He said he's not eating anymore. Well I have quite a few left and not wanting them to go to waste, I'll see if eating one every other day makes a difference.
I shouldn't have told my husband and encouraged him to try them JuicyGirl - 87 - I ate one this morning and went to the chiropractor in the afternoon. When she pushed on me, there were cracks coming from more than just my back!
That Wasn't Me, I Swear! I started working as a cashier at a local food retailer [which will remain unnamed] and began to gain a lot of weight because of the Snickers bars and Kit Kats that i would consume because of the easy access. When I heard about Fiber One bars I became instantly infatuated. I loved the thought of eating healthy and saving some money. I bought 2 boxes of the oats and chocolate bars [because they were on sale] on a Friday and immediately began devouring the whole box over the period of that weekend.
It had gotten so bad that by Monday when I would request change from my managers they would send some poor unknowing fool over to me because they couldn't stand the toxic fumes that seemed to levitate around me. Now when I see an unsuspecting victim I make it a point to warn them of the health hazards created by these stink bombs.
Death bubbles - 89 - OMG I am laughing more than I have laughed in ages. I am planning on buying these and leaving them out in my classroom- I have students that are always taking things that do not belong to them I, too, googled Fiber one and google's auto completes' first entry was "fiber one gas" PLUS I guess you only find this web site funny if you have personally experienced the fiber one's death bubbles.
My husband doesn't think this is funny at all. I am sneaking one into his diet, then he'll get the joke. Fartaholic - 90 - Ive been eating these things the past few days and its fartville in our house! Blame it on the kids - 91 - I like many others I bought fiber one bars in an effort to eat healthy My farts are so disgusting and never ending I am forced to blame them on the students in my 1st grade class.
I know its bad. I'm glad I'm not alone in my fiber one fart journey. Rudy Tooty - 92 - In my last trip to the grocery store, I bought a new brand of hummus and Fiber One bars for the first time. Curious as to why I've been dropping uncontrollable stink bombs for the past two days and suspecting the hummus , I sat here innocuously munching on a Fiber One bar and Googling "foods that cause gas. I've eaten six in the past two days.
Two Maximum Strength Gas-X have still not helped me. I'm overtired too because the volume and reverberation of my farts wakes me up whenever one slips out in my sleep. They feel like nice big wholesome farts too, yet bring no relief. I have a doctor's appointment at 2: I hope she doesn't make me sit on the exam table and wait for too long.
There's nowhere for me to sneak off to, and my dirty deed will be painfully obvious. They were really tasty, though. Butt Blow-out - 94 - I seriously thought it was just me I see a lot of people eating these things and figure, "they look good, I'll try one My boss keeps a big box of them on the shelf behind his desk.
Now I know why he has his door closed all the time! I tried one and thought, "Oh, hey, yum! That was mighty good! I'll have a second! It turned my colon into a turbine. A turbine into which whole grains got thrown into. I not only farted uncontrollably, I had probably the worst case of fart-arrhea I have ever encountered in all of my 33 years.
Yet I keep eating them. Damn you, Fiber One. Tony - 95 - I found this web page by doing a google search on fiber farts. It is true for my body that these fiber one foods make a lot of gas.
I was so bloated that my heart was hurting. This was so embarasing that I had to go home from work early. My exhaust pipe hurts now and I don't every want to see one of those fart bars again. Thanks for the funny web page. Tony - 96 - If I could figure out how to run my car on this gas I could drive across the entire country on one box of these farty bars.
WarmBreezeBetweenTheKnees - 97 - I made the mistake of consuming two of these before boarding a plane. I was so embarassed I pretended to be asleep for the entire two hour flight. Two guys sitting behind me said they were flying "Smelta.
Ange - 98 - Okay this is too much! Can barely catch my breathe! I have never had a fiber one bar and I never will but I am sure thinkign up pranks for the use! I was thinking as I am a substitute teacher it would be funny to provide these as a snack to the entire school population lets say 45 minutes to an hour beforea school wide assembly on a cold winter day with doors and windows all shut!
Could you just imagine the sounds coming off the tile floors and ooden benches and the smell dang! Oh my hmmmmmmmmmmmmm would try it but they'd never accept me back to sub or think of hiring me! So guess it will remain a thought instead on an action! Wow, google led me to the right information!! I thought my body was betraying me in the worst way!
Too bad they taste so damn good!! I will be giving these out to coworkers that piss me off!! Thanks for the laughs! Rachael - - It's great to see that other people experience the same crazy gas problems from Fiber One bars that I do! And it's not just these bars, but any large amount of fruit ie, melon too. Now I know better than to eat these in public. It's such a relief to get home and finally let it all out!
I love fiber, but the gas is really a problem! Ever since I upped my intake of fibrous sp? Chanda - - Dang, and I loved this Fiber One bar But it makes me fart insanily. I use them now for boyfriend torture. They taste great and they produce mind blowing flatulence. Seriously, these things give me the wind like no other. The Fiber One farts feel great like proper farts should, but they don't stink.
Although, the farts I do the following morning smell B.. I get these attacks of farts chained together that last upwards of like 20 seconds sometimes.
I'm going to start recording them my friends who think I'm exaggerating about these things will see. A couple of choice varieties of FOF's fiber one farts are what I call the Door Knock, which is a basically a string of fart "syllables" that sort of sounds like someone knocking at the door.
Then, there's the Harley. That one is pretty self explanatory. Thank You General Mills. Death - - These things are horrendous. She is not effected, yet I feel like the atomic bomb went off inside me. I eat quite a bit of fiber so it must be the chicory root extract. I was searching to find a remedy to make the pain go away, and I found this.
Fiber One bars could be the next weapon of mass destruction. These things are terrible!!! I'm fine, but my girlfriend My body is like a tank My girlfriend on the other hand She holds her farts in all day at work, and I usually swing by and pick her up afterwards.
After I get her it is a 7 block ride home and she nearly farted the entire ride. I think it was like a 2 minute gas seepage out of her ass. I could relate to all of these stories. Yes once I started eating these delicious bars the fats started. Amber - - I love fiber one bars and kellogs new fiber plus bars because they taste so good, but the unfortunate exploding gas issue made me not be able to eat them.
I tried to outsmart the bar by using gas-x and beano, it did not work and I ended up farting through a 6 hour lecture, it could not be stopped and i am pretty sure the people around me won't sit next to me next lecture or ever again. Bruce - - These things are SO powerful I ate a whole box in 20 minutes and farted for three whole days. It was terrible because I couldn't leave my house for three days straight. It was not good. Bobbi - - I'm just rolling here. I eat them with a piece of fruit for breakfast soem mornings.
I grabbed quite a few boxes. My 8 year old daughter asked if she could have one. Well, it was so good, she wanted a second one. I warned her, I really did. About 2 hours later she was out riding her bike and came running in the house clenching her butt cheeks together. She said, "Wow, Mom. You warned me but I had NO idea. I asked if she'd pooped her pants, but no. Just some serious, frightening gas.
She loves them, but will now never eat more than one in a day. Watch out for that chicory root in other products! Smartfood Popcorn clusters have it- yikes! Of course I found out after eating itluckily only one calorie bag. At least one fart for each calorie This stuff makes for mammoth amounts of methane and never ending farts.
After hearing how "yummy" the Oatmeal chocolate chip Fiber One Bars were I couldn't wait to try them. Wow they were awesome sweet and crunchy just like a candy bar so instead of having one I ate 2 well later on that afternoon I was going to the local warehouse to do some grocery shopping and felt this sudden urgent need to use the bathroom, of course I was in the back of the store and couldn't have been further away from the restrooms, so I grabbed my purse and literally ran through the store I am sure the people running the security cameras thought I was trying to escape with something but before I could make it to the bathroom I had shit in my pants while still running to the bathroom I was so mortified this has never happened to me before I literally had to wash out my pants in the bathroom and thank God I had a jacket on so I could tie it around my waist.
I went home immediatley and spent the next several hours with explosive diarriah. WTF is in these things that would make you lose total control like that. Unfortunately, I threw the rest of the box away and needless to say won't be buying them again. They should put a dam warning on their packaging to put on Depends if you plan on leaving your house after eating these.
Fartypants - - I too let out about farts from laughing so hard while reading this page. I just walked into my boyfriends house and ran to the bathroom to explode!
I thought I was going to shit my pants. I had a Kashi frozen meal for lunch and have had gas pains all day! What is with fiber and farts? I decided to do a little research and up pops this page. The first time was the last time Id ever eat a Fiber One bar! Those things are screaming I am going to mess with you all day and make you fart like you have never farted before. The worst thing about the day that I ate the bars was being at work where you can't fart.
The air bubbles build up inside your stomach and roar up through your insides like you are going to burp out the deadliest fart! I threw the rest of the box away! All of you are telling the honest truth, these things are from hell!! I ate 2, two mind you and i have had the most terrible stomach ache and runs and gas etc.
I will never eat those horrid things again. Benefiber is for me or activia yogart!! I am so relieved to find this website! Listen, I am a naturally gassy person anyway, so before yesterday, I thought I had mastered the art of the silent killer farts and fart deflection blaming it on someone else. Seriously, that's what it is. I feel like I've been run over by a truck and instead of being paralyzed, I just have the runs every 15 minutes and in between bathroom trips I put on fireworks shows out my ASS.
I am so glad it's not just me. I asked one of my friends this morning, "Do you think it's possible for a granola bar to kick your ass? Fiber One Eater - - I ate like 4 fiber one bars today.. I was thinking "oh, theyre good for me". I mean Ive had those before but never ate that many. All day ive been having REAL bad gas, its terrible!! I was wondering what was wrong with me so I looked up "4 fiber one bars" and somehow I came across "fiber one side effects-gas and stomach cramps Screw you Fiber One..
Found this by accident, for me it was Kashi Go-Lean crunchy wheat puff stuff cereal that would start an all day long fart fest after a 7 mile bike commute to work. It was so bad that one day , that even in the loud machine shop, with the Bridgeport mill running and Leadwell CNC running, I was was overheard trying to fart discretely. The older co-worker, he hated my constant farting.
Will you STOP farting??? I put up with it all day yesterday, and I am sure as hell am not gonna put it with it all day today!!!! Do you see anyone else going around farting all day long, the way a cow does??? However since I was laid off of work, I might try one of them Fiber One bars just for kicks. MsMrs - - I sleep alone in my fiber one cloud, my husband has abandoned me for the living room. We always start out in the same room.
He ate a whole box of Fiber One and Curves Fiber bars in a couple days with milk and has not touched them since. I suspect he had bad bad bad bad consequences while I was away on work business.
I warned him to leave it to 1 a day but he did not listen. I once took a sick day from eating 2 in 1 day. My job would of really wanted it that way, Does it end? I have eaten 1 a day for 2 weeks and no help!
The farts just keep coming. I am gonna give up soon. Hey Fiber One, maybe you should have a sensitive system kit and work us up from a smaller dose of fiber to the current fiber bar. I would buy that kit. Fanny Mae - - As I sit here in my office, I am thankful that I am not in a cubicle. For I have been letting them rip all morning!!!!
I just bought two boxes of these things, and now wonder if I should give them to the first homeless guy who walks by my office doors. Kerri - - The WMD that have been bursting out of my ass are turning the air green in my neighborhood.
I don't believe this rubbish. In fact, I just purchased a box of the peanut butter flavored Fiber One bars. Now, I am off to a very important 2 hour conference with the CEO of our company. I am not scared at all! I thought I was dying. Holy cow poop Batman! Jason - - I am a security guard for a major computer company and have to spend long periods sitting around watching people. Well, I bought a box of 30 fiber one bars at costco and started taking 2 with me to work each day to snack on during my shift.
I started to notice my constant farting, but unlike alot of the posts here mine dont smell at all. They are loud and long but they dont smell, and well, now I have the reputation of the farting security guard because there is nothing more impossible in this universe than hiding a fiber one fart. Thank you fiber one, for making me the "hilarious" security guard, nobody takes security guards seriously, and the employees now take me even less seriously.
My roommate bought a box of the chocolate ones one day and said it made him fart and poo like none other. This morning at 7am my stomach was cramping and I was letting out more gas then a broken gas line.
I ran to the the bathroom because my stomach was in constant pain and I sputtered farts and poop for about 20min on the john today. I had class at 9am as well and it was killing me to hold it in. Now im at work and about every 5 min I have a gas bomb explode into my seat. Glad I have my own office!!. Now I can torture my roommates. Tom - - I've been noticing the same you did. I had been letting the longest farts I have in my entire life. I was trying to pin point what it was that was causing it, so I googled "I've been letting long farts" and this came up..
They are so good, but I think the mystery is now solved. I wonder which bars are more deadly.. I will have like a month supply of these things. I ate one around 11 o' clock today.. Kate F - - I am a ww leader and long time fiber one user and have to agree that fiber one is good stuff but only 1 bar per day or else your body will be unforgiving! FiberOne is so tasty, so fibery, so Tammy Gill - - I wondered what the hell was wrong with me. I feel as if my intestines have blown up.
I feel like a walking time bomb after eating 1. I ate 2 and spent every 15 minutes in the bathroom. I am a walking machine gun! Thank god I am single. I warned my son about these and he does not have these gas problems. These fiber one bars are so tasty they are hard to stop eating. Try eating them with a huge mug of coffee.
Its not like after one day the gas stops. It will last for days. Someone could die from their stomach exploding! Uncle Tootie Pants - - I don't even know where to start, maybe first by wiping the tears from my eyes as I read these stories. I have been buying fiber fart bars in bulk from Costo for months now. Just recently I have made the connection to the uncontrollable explosive gas I have been experiencing during those months. My family has been complaining for months, my wife even said I have been farting in my sleep.
I was seriously thinking something was wrong with me. The worst part was my office purchase me a new 'mesh' chair and now I can't muffle the the explosive sounds in the cushion. I eat one every morning for breakfast and the 40 minute drive to work is unbearable. My kids claim that every time they get in my car it smells like a stale fart. I think the stench is permeated into the leather.
Driving with the top down doesn't even seem to help, the stink must be heavier than air, because no matter how fast I drive it sits there with me. I am just thankful that I have finally found the 'root' cause. I am laughing my ass off so bad here!! I thought these were the best tasting fiber bars invented.. Stephen Hotze for our Premiere of the Doctor to Doctor Series along with a wide range of health topics and safe solutions.
If so, gauging your Magnesium Burn Rate is a strategy you can employ to determine how much magnesium you may be burning and whether or not you may actually need more magnesium to manage your daily stressors. Because, ultimately, that is what is happening within the chemistry of the body — magnesium is being utilized to manage all types of stress and biological functions.
So being aware of your burn rate gives you an idea of how much magnesium you are using. This is much more important than just following the recommended daily allowance RDA. Here is a list of stressors as outlined by Dr. Finally, let's add the misdiagnosis by the medical profession of hundreds of magnesium deficiency symptoms. Your Magnesium Burn Rate escalates with every additional stressor.
In order to take the right amount of magnesium, you have to get to know your body. Stress is a response to circumstances which forces a person to act quickly change or make some adjustment to keep things in balance. The circumstance which forces a person to act is called a stressor.
Stress is also defined as intense feelings created by the stimulus of certain events. Stress is further defined as an emotional and physical provocation caused by pressure from a given situation. The good news is that everybody faces stress to a certain degree and it is normal to be stressed some of the time.
It is normal to be stressed out as we are living in a world full of challenges and provocations. Stress causes our bodies to respond quickly and jump into a defensive mode.
It is quite normal to fight the stressor, or just ignore it and simply run away. When we are stressed, our bodies immediately respond to the stressors by telling our nervous systems and stress hormones that it is time to act.
When we face a threatening situation, our hypothalamus informs the adrenal glands to produce more hormones, adrenaline and as well as cortisol, and release them into the bloodstream. Thus, we feel palpitation, shortness of breath, and we may experience high blood pressure.
All these symptoms are the body's defense to the stress. Our blood vessels open wide, thus allowing more blood to flow to the muscles. The body immediately starts sweating to cool itself down. All these happen to prepare the body for the fight or flight response. Again, it is good news that the body is performing its natural function of handling the situation. Once the stress is over, the body returns to its normal mode. Prolonged stress can create anxiety.
Anxiety can also be created when fear is present - fears stemming from predictable or unpredictable situations, which may be real or imaginary. Although anxiety is a terrifying experience it is, unless taken to the extreme, not dangerous at all.
It is a common human emotion. Anxiety is part and parcel of our everyday life. Anxiety is about worries, concerns, nervousness, and stress. In fact, to feel anxious occasionally is fine because it prepares us to be ready for actual challenges.
But if it interferes with our daily work and normal life, then it is disruptive. Anxiety disorder is very common and it affects millions all over the world. The good news is that anxiety is not a sign of madness or insanity. Anxiety can attack any person regardless of age, status and social standing. It can become so severe that it can virtually interfere with sleep, appetite, concentration and deprives people of leading normal lives. Join us tonight for safe strategies to relieve stress and anxiety!
And if they do, they use the wrong test. The serum magnesium test is highly inaccurate. Diabetes damages the kidneys and is the leading cause of kidney disease. However, when the kidneys are impaired, doctors tell their patients not to take magnesium, which is what they actually need to heal their kidneys. Are you detecting the pattern here? Do you see the irony? Dean did not have a specific section on Kidney Disease. That was mostly because the association of magnesium with kidney disease has for many decades been to just avoid it.
Over the years the medical and scientific communities have started to acknowledge that the kidneys need magnesium just like any other organ and the attack on magnesium has little scientific merit. Magnesium is a biological necessity and the blanket avoidance of it in kidney disease has led to untold suffering.
But how are doctors diagnosing kidney disease these days? Perhaps they are setting the criteria for kidney filtration rates at a lower level much like they are doing with blood pressure and cholesterol.
By having broader criteria, more people find themselves being diagnosed with pre-diabetes, pre-hypertension, and now pre-kidney disease and are terrified because they are being told they are developing chronic diseases for which there is no cure. Dean points to another factor in kidney disease: They say, "The results emphasize the importance of limiting PPI use to only when it is medically necessary, and also limiting the duration of use to the shortest duration possible.
A lot of patients start taking PPIs for a medical condition and they continue much longer than necessary. This time of year we gather with friends and family to celebrate the holidays. Sometimes, it's the only time of year when we get to see our favorite aunt, our grandparents who live several states away, or even our own parents!
As you venture out this holiday season, here are some things to consider when thinking about your elderly friends and family: Elderly people in the United States represent an emerging high-risk group for nutritional deficiencies.
Magnesium has been targeted as a risk factor for elderly people and has been implicated in the aging process. Aging in our industrialized society is associated with high blood pressure, heart disease, reduced insulin sensitivity and Type 2 diabetes, among other degenerative diseases.
Clinical studies thoroughly document the fact that people with insulin resistance a characteristic of Type 2 diabetes have too much calcium and too little magnesium in their cells. That fact suggests that the disturbance of calcium and magnesium ions in the cells might be the missing link for the multiple diseases associated with aging.
Other clinical research shows magnesium deficiency may increase our susceptibility to heart disease and accelerate the debility of aging. One study of nursing home residents linked low magnesium levels and two conditions that commonly plague the elderly: And another study showed that people who reached the age of had higher total body magnesium levels-and lower calcium levels than the average person. In addition, the National Institutes of Health NIH says that older adults are at increased risk of magnesium deficiency due to their decreased ability to absorb the mineral.
The diseases to which the elderly are vulnerable, and some of the drugs used in therapy, also contribute to magnesium loss. A potential magnesium deficiency is a matter of concern for many individuals of all ages, but for the elderly, it could be particularly serious. Studies show that the average senior citizen takes six to eight prescription medications a day!
Antacids, taken by many older people to cover up symptoms of a poor diet, is a strong brew of calcium and aluminum that depletes magnesium and adds to the neurological burden of the elderly. Several studies show that severe neurological problems result from extremely low levels of magnesium in the brain that can be caused by the chronic use of diuretics, which millions of people use to control high blood pressure.
A diuretic, usually the first line treatment for high blood pressure specifically drains potassium as well as magnesium from the body. Most doctors prescribe potassium to replace the loss but forget about magnesium. Most general practitioners are intimidated by the complexity of endocrine disorders involving the thyroid, adrenals, and sex hormones and refer their patients to endocrinologists.
These specialists depend on inaccurate blood testing to prescribe synthetic hormone replacement drugs, which is their main form of treatment. There is no effort to find the underlying cause of endocrine problems or explore natural solutions.
Myers suffered hyperthyroidism, or Graves Disease and Dr. Both authors discuss the need to find the root cause of thyroid disease. They recommend a gluten-free diet, balancing gut flora, stress reduction, and immune system support. Symptoms of impaired digestion, absorption, anxiety, chronic-fatigue and environmental allergies may be seen as well.
In her almost 50 years of study and experience, she has narrowed the causes of thyroid disease down to the true root causes: This breakdown also includes the adrenals, sex hormones, immune system, the heart, kidneys, liver, gut, and brain!
No matter what chronic disease you look at today you will come up with a long list of all the associated conditions, just as Myers and Wentz do with hypothyroidism and hyperthyroidism [different side of the same coin]. Dean has focused on magnesium and mineral deficiency because all systems are affected. However, if you treat each condition individually, you end up with an array of diets, supplements, and advice that becomes overwhelming, confusing and contradictory.
One of the most difficult causes of hypothyroidism to diagnose is the environmental pollutants blocking thyroid hormone receptors. Thyroid hormones may even appear normal in blood tests, but cannot get inside cells to do their work as a result of hormone receptor blocking.
Such is the case with chronic acetaldehyde poisoning, which is a byproduct of yeast metabolism. Similarly, with the female hormones, especially estrogen, which is blocked from getting into cells, even though blood estrogen levels may be normal.
Even alternative medicine doctors who say that the increased incidence of hypothyroidism may be due to environmental toxins don't realize that magnesium deficiency can allow chemicals and heavy metals free access to our cells or that yeast toxins block thyroid hormone receptor sites. Tonight on our internet based radio show, we're going to help you sort this all out and separate the hype and misinformation.
Magnesium can do so much that it makes people skeptical that one simple mineral can be crucial for so many activities in the body. Magnesium is necessary for between enzyme systems in the body that control thousands of chemical interactions. Magnesium is crucial for bone health but it has a much broader scope than even I imagined when I first began researching it in the late 90s.
Most people think that calcium is the most important factor in bone health. Vitamin D is also a necessary component. It turns out that all the enzymes metabolizing vitamin D require magnesium as a necessary co-factor. Twitching, leg cramps, restless legs and Charlie horses. Angina and even heart attacks affecting the heart muscle are also magnesium deficiency symptoms. One woman reported that her vitamin D levels remained chronically low below 30 despite months of high dose supplementation with vitamin D.
It wasn't until she added magnesium that things changed quite dramatically. With magnesium supplementation, her last Vitamin D level was 67, which for her was a miracle. This increase surprised her endocrinologist as well. She also noticed a big difference in how she felt. She no longer had chronic "unexplained" muscle tenderness and could exercise longer on her treadmill and felt great. The back story of vitamin D is that it is actually a hormone that assists in the absorption and trapping of calcium and directs it to the bones.
I think we should consider that part of the vitamin D deficiency epidemic is an underlying magnesium deficiency. I only recommend 1,,IU along with mg of elemental magnesium. My thoughts were echoed in a study called Magnesium, Vitamin D Status and Mortality with this conclusion: The associations between serum 25 OH D and risk of mortality may be modified by the intake level of magnesium.
Magnesium stimulates the hormone calcitonin, which helps to preserve bone structure by drawing calcium out of the blood and soft tissues back into the bones. This action helps lower the likelihood of osteoporosis, some forms of arthritis, heart attack and kidney stones.
Almost half the population of the U. The excess is responsible for an increase in calcification in the body. Calcium causes constipation and builds up in soft tissues where it can harden calcify. Recommendations for calcium intake vary greatly.
And women over 50 are told to take up to 1, mg. They cause more cardiovascular events such as heart attacks and stroke than the number of fractures they prevent. In fact, researchers in a study of postmenopausal women with high milk intake speculate that high levels of calcium may actually be a cause of osteoporosis and osteoporotic bone fractures.
The effectiveness and benefits of calcium in preventing and treating osteoporosis are enormously impaired in the absence of adequate levels of magnesium.
Magnesium keeps calcium dissolved in the blood. Too much calcium along with too little magnesium can cause some forms of arthritis, kidney stones, osteoporosis and calcification of the arteries, leading to heart attack and cardiovascular disease. This so-called recommendation traces back to French scientist Jean Durlach who warned that the 2: The fact that most people do not get their minimum daily requirement of magnesium exacerbates the situation.
A hundred years ago we enjoyed a diet high in magnesium with a daily intake of mg. This high calcium - low magnesium diet when coupled with calcium supplementation can give a calcium to magnesium imbalance of Which constitutes a walking time bomb of impaired bone health and heart disease. People who have been newly diagnosed with heart challenges are told to lay off the cholesterol-laden sandwiches and steer clear of full-fat dairy items loaded with saturated fat.
But new research shows this advice may be misguided. A decade-long study that reviewed cardiovascular disease research extending over more than 70 years found low magnesium levels contributed more to heart disease than did cholesterol or even saturated fat.
In fact, for many years research has shown magnesium deficiency to be strongly related to all aspects of heart disease, including arrhythmias, irregular heartbeats, angina, ischemic heart disease, congestive heart failure, coronary heart disease and the risk factors for heart disease such as hypertension and high cholesterol. Andrea Rosanoff, one of the magnesium's most aggressive researchers, shares her findings from much of her research and brings much awareness about magnesium deficiency to the table.
Her work shows that common risk factors for cardiovascular disease such as high LDL cholesterol, low HDL cholesterol, high blood pressure, and metabolic syndrome are all associated with low nutritional magnesium status or low magnesium dietary intakes. Also that there are many peer-reviewed studies that show correcting or preventing a nutritional magnesium deficit can and will correct or prevent cardiovascular disease events, including death.
In addition to the work of researchers like Rosanoff and Dr. Carolyn Dean has contributed to the unmasking of magnesium deficiency as a common denominator in heart disease risk factors. Dean has published a comprehensive list of the 65 conditions that may be indicators of magnesium deficiency in her new edition of The Magnesium Miracle, Edition - you can get that on Amazon. By getting the Magnesium RBC test you'll get a more accurate picture of your deficiency or sufficiency level.
Dean also recommends her own formula, ReMag. It's what a body needs! But, actually, in many cases boosting your brain power can be simple! You can supplement your dietary intake of magnesium and other beneficial minerals such as zinc with Dr. Today many people are living under incredible stress conditions - overloaded with input and concerned about their future. Between August and January , the overall average reported stress level of Americans rose from 4.
This represents the first significant increase in the 10 years since the Stress in America survey began. At the same time, more Americans said that they experienced physical and emotional symptoms of stress in the prior month, health symptoms that the APA warns could have long-term consequences.
Magnesium, a vital mineral nutrient, is perhaps one of the most important natural stress remedies because of its effectiveness, record of safe use, availability and value. This loss of balance can lead to symptoms of mood swings, PMS, weight gain—and even seizures. I am happy to say that there are wonderfully different ways that you can be involved in taking care of your hormones.
These include diet; exercise; herbal, vitamin, and magnesium and mineral supplements; and bioidentical HRT. With the right information and support, you can make your all your years happy and healthy. Magnesium is a dietary mineral with a wide array of biological activities in the body. Magnesium participates in numerous life-essential processes that occur both inside and outside cells. Magnesium deficiency impacts normal physiologic function on many levels.
Magnesium deficiency can affect Magnesium is a dietary mineral with a wide array of biological activities in the body. Magnesium deficiency plays a critical role in the development of cardiovascular disease; magnesium is needed within the cells for the production of energy, which is mission critical for our heart muscles.
Magnesium and Metabolic Energy Magnesium works as a "co-factor" for over enzymatic reactions in the body. Magnesium is required for all reactions involving ATP. ATP also powers the cellular "calcium pump" which allows muscle cells to relax.
Because it participates in these ATP-controlled processes, magnesium is vitally important for muscle contraction and relaxation. The heart is the only muscle in the body that generates its own electrical impulses. Magnesium appears to help the heart resist the effects of systemic stress. Magnesium deficiency aggravates cardiac damage due to acute systemic stress such as caused by infection or trauma , while magnesium supplementation protects the heart against stress.
This has been found true even in the absence of an actual magnesium deficit in the body. There are aspects of technology that I willingly embrace, but when it comes to the human body, I think we have created the perfect body and should focus on Completing what we have created rather than the limited thinking that our body is a bag of chemicals with replaceable parts.
This 'chemical bag, replaceable parts' model of medicine comes from the influence of Newtonian physics and is something that Dr. Bruce Lipton lectures on quite frequently: However, I began to see that other naturopathic and holistic practitioners had adopted the allopathic model in their approach.
The only difference between them and allopathic doctors is that instead of using drugs when they encountered disease symptoms, they would give natural supplements. As my Journey to Completement continued, I began to form a vision of what type of support I wanted for my own body and the body of my family and other loved ones. I started to focus my attention on the individual cell, the ultimate foundation our life, health, and well-being. In focusing on the cells, I directed my attention to structure, function, and absorption.
Answer this question has been the development of The Completement Formulas. So, what's a Completement Formula? More Magnesium Functions Completement Formulas also a great differentiation piece.
I take it to the cellular level by creating perfect, whole, complete cells — vs. In , I launched my Completement Formulas to complete the nutritional process of cellular health. Since that time, we've received thousands of testimonials a year wherein individuals and families report their health outcomes and share their success. Conversely, we've also had some folks who haven't achieved their health outcomes as desired and when that occurs, we go to the foundation of the formulas and how they work together and be properly used as micronutrients, to support the structure and function of the cell and the entire body.
What we encourage with all of our formulas is to develop your own experience and find what works best for you. Unlike drugs, nutrients require a complex array of substances in order to work properly; one of the best examples of this phenomenon is calcium.
Women in western countries have some of the highest rates of osteoporosis despite having the highest calcium intakes in the world; while their Peruvian and Japanese sisters, who get far less calcium but plenty of magnesium, have extremely low rates of osteoporosis.
Natural calcium is an insoluble mineral that, when crushed, will sink to the bottom of a glass of water. It will also stay in the same crystalline form in the bloodstream without sufficient magnesium. While magnesium is vital for the utilization of calcium, it also plays unique roles in the uptake of potassium and the transformation of vitamin D. In the case of potassium, there are several studies showing that magnesium alone can improve low potassium levels.
Vitamin D, too, requires magnesium for several reasons. You can be taking enough vitamin D, but if you are magnesium deficient you may not be able to increase your blood levels.
Be sure join us this evening for another wonderful, information packed broadcast. That is what many of our testimonial letters say when customers write to us about achieving their health goals using the Total Body Reset. I've been stuck in a rut for years and I'm finally breaking free.
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Instead of just focusing on what is happening to throw your body out of balance, Dr. Twas the night before book launch And all through the world Millions were anticipating The Magnesium Miracles book pages to unfurl. The pages were typed with precision And care In hopes that The Miracle would reach everyone, everywhere! And, so it goes. In the press release that accompanies the book to all reviewer sites and advanced readers we wrote this: Scurvy is a deficiency of vitamin C complex and is resolved by eating fruits and vegetables or taking a vitamin C supplement.
Magnesium is times more powerful being responsible for the activity of enzyme processes yet the public has not been fully educated on its benefits. Carolyn Dean, the world-renown expert on magnesium deficiency, revises her own, original work with new information and over medical references as to the efficacy and imperative nature of magnesium in the body. In a pre-sale circulation, Random House has forwarded advance copies of this powerful presentation to professionals and practitioners around the world.
Consider these powerful comments from readers: Everyone could benefit from extra magnesium supplementation. Comprehensive and clear, even a beginner will find the pathway to relief is doable when they read The Magnesium Miracle and learn about obtaining optimal dosages.
Carolyn Dean has been light years ahead of her time when it comes to the crucial mineral magnesium and its many life-saving uses.
Her work is a gift to humanity. And I highly recommend it. Every chapter has been updated with the most fascinating information. Most people have no clue that magnesium is needed for several hundred reactions in the body, and magnesium is easily depleted, especially in our stressful times. Additionally, magnesium is difficult to get in our food supply because our soil is so depleted of this important mineral.
I will ask most of my patients to read this latest version; so many have atrial fibrillation and magnesium is intimately involved in the regulation of this heart condition that is reaching epidemic levels. This is brand new information to me and to most health care practitioners. Dean, for updating this most important topic. Carolyn Dean about The Magnesium Miracle, Edition along with a wide range of health topics and safe solutions. Nutrients don't work alone, and the Vitamin D Council recommends that Vitamin D be taking with its essential co-factors including magnesium, boron, and zinc as well as Vitamin K and A: Some research studies show that your body needs between and mg a day.
Internationally respected magnesium expert Dr. Carolyn Dean has been educating the public on the important role of magnesium as a dietary supplement for over 20 years! And, even more specifically demonstrating with through research and medical reference what happens magnesium deficiency symptoms are induced because of how vitamin D 'uses up' magnesium in its conversion to its 'active form' in the bloodstream from supplements and sunlight.
As more and more doctors, practitioners and medical professionals incorporate Vitamin D into their treatment plans they will also have to include magnesium as well! You can request this test from your family doctor or if you are in a part of the US or the world when you can take this action for yourself, please do so!
You can also determine if you are at risk for magnesium deficiency through your lifestyle. For example, did you know that most dark colored sodas contain phosphates?
These substances actually bind with magnesium inside the digestive tract, rendering it unavailable to the body. So even if you are eating a balanced diet, by drinking soda with your meals you are flushing magnesium out of your system. Fluorides in toothpaste and drugs can also bind magnesium and render it unavailable as well depleting your storage sites and creating deficiency symptoms.
Foods, caffeine, sugar, stress, and prescription meds are all within our power to control and manage so that magnesium storage sites do not become depleted. Finally, aging is another factor in magnesium depletion. Older adults are particularly vulnerable to low magnesium status. It has been shown that aging all contribute to increasing magnesium needs, yet most older adults actually take in less magnesium from food sources than when they were younger.
In addition, magnesium metabolism may be less efficient as we grow older, as changes the GI tract and kidneys contribute to older adults absorbing less and retaining less magnesium. Now that you know all the ways to determine your level of magnesium deficiency it's even more important to know how to increase your magnesium saturation.
That's where talking with world-renown magnesium expert Dr. Carolyn Dean comes into play. Join us for another beneficial radio broadcast tonight! Tonight's show - Letter from Dr. People are conditioned into needing a medical label to explain why their health is not good. The pharmaceutical industry and society in general has convinced us that we must take something to get rid of or suppress disease symptoms.
The emphasis is on the outside world i. As you know, the ultimate reality is that no doctor, supplement, supplemental health program or pharmaceutical drug heals us or makes us well. We are the only ones who can heal ourselves from any condition. The biggest difference is that often we become ill because some aspects within our body and mind are out of balance. Without homeostasis, we teeter between health and dis-ease. This is really what your program is about and has always been about.
With the warning letter from the FDA, you are being given a very different opportunity to really help people understand the nature of health and healing. Actually, when the disease appears, the inner imbalance has been around for a long time. When you emphasize building health, you offer people the opportunity to see themselves differently and to take action toward building health from a different perspective.
My financial bank account is a balance between my money deposits and withdrawals. All of us know that. I have a health bank account that also consists of creating a balance between deposits and withdrawals. The deposits consist of lifestyle features such as exercise, a healthy diet, strategies for stress reduction, nutrients from foods or targeted supplements etc.
The withdrawals include dealing with toxins in the air, water and foods, lack of sleep, stressors in our work and personal life, etc. Many of these withdrawals come erratically into our lives and are not within our control.
But the deposits are usually something we can consciously make in adding to our health bank account. When I take the supplements you have developed, I am increasing my bank balance. I am not only helping my current state of health and reducing the impact of future or present dis-ease, but I am also building a reserve that can help me get through periods when there are a lot of withdrawals.
It can be a real gift that enables people to really understand how to create that balance and health within themselves. I wish you well on this shift in your educational journey of others. A dietary supplement is a product intended for ingestion that contains a "dietary ingredient" intended to add further nutritional value to supplement the diet. A "dietary ingredient" may be one, or any combination, of the following substances: Some dietary supplements can help ensure that you get an adequate dietary intake of essential nutrients; all are designed to help you maintain or expand your current level of wellness.
Every hour your body is creating 80,, new cells! As each new cell is built, the body seeks proper building materials from which to construct the cell. If the body cannot find good, healthy materials, it will use whatever is available. To make new cells, the body must have raw materials nutrition and sufficient cellular energy to use the materials. The body has the ability to heal itself of many ailments if it is supplied with sound nutrition and proper cellular energy.
Alternative medicine doctors, in a vain attempt to identify the underlying cause of these overwhelming symptoms, turn to expensive lab tests and dig into the minutia of genetic mutations, hair tissue mineral analysis, hormone testing, amino acid analysis, and vitamin and mineral blood tests.
Most testing is not reproducible, inaccurate, confusing and leads to recommendations for ineffective and expensive supplementation while ignoring the basic needs of the body for good mineral nutrition, gentle detox, and a diet that supports perfect health. Supplying minerals that work ReMag and ReMyte Gently detoxing the body Highly absorbed proteins, omega's and amino acid nutrition ReStructure Making perfect cells RnADrops What drives the ReSet Formulas and makes them so therapeutic is an intended synergism, where each formula interfaces and interfaces with all the others.
Our commitment is to keep the number of products you buy and take to a workable minimum while maximizing this synergism! In the past, it might have taken months or years and lots of frustration before getting a proper diagnosis.
Some people are afraid or embarrassed to tell anyone, including their doctors or loved ones, about what they are experiencing, for fear of being seen as a hypochondriac. BUT, thanks to Dr. Carolyn Dean, you may be able to cut through the confusion and complexity regarding anxiety and follow a treatment plan that is accurate and easy to follow!
Tonight on our weekly radio broadcast we will be reviewing Dr. The book comes complete with a protocol for treating magnesium deficient anxiety and 15 different testimonials of people who have eliminated symptoms following Dr.
Magnesium is a mineral used by every organ in your body, especially your heart, muscles, and kidneys. If you suffer from unexplained fatigue or weakness, abnormal heart rhythms or even muscle spasms and eye twitches, low levels of magnesium could be to blame. Most magnesium is stored in your bones and organs, where it is used for many biological functions.
Yet, it's quite possible to be deficient and not know it, which is why magnesium deficiency has been dubbed the "invisible deficiency. For instance, there have been several significant studies about magnesium's role in keeping your metabolism running efficiently—specifically in terms of insulin sensitivity, glucose regulation, and protection from type 2 diabetes.
Higher magnesium intake reduces the risk of impaired glucose and insulin metabolism and slows progression from pre-diabetes to diabetes in middle-aged Americans.
Researchers stated, "Magnesium intake may be particularly beneficial in offsetting your risk of developing diabetes if you are high risk. In August , Dr. It has already been recognized by reviewers as an essential book for clinicians as well as any individual who wants to improve their health.
On tonight's radio show we continue our conversation with Dr. Yeast itself, a cousin to molds, has grown in human bodies since Adam and Eve. Candida albicans is the main yeast in the human body. It lives there happily enough, kept in check by beneficial bacteria in the intestines.
These bacteria make vitamins and help digest excess sugar that gets past the small intestine. A very special group of bacteria make lactic acid, which protects the gut and vagina against yeast. Candida is one of the organisms that live in our mouth, digestive tract, vagina and on our skin. Sugar from our diet feeds yeast and with the special lactobacillus acidophilus bacteria wiped out, there is no more production of lactic acid to protect the delicate intestinal and vaginal tissues from marauding yeast.
Join us for tonight's show where we will review this information -. Magnesium deficiency is a public health crisis growing in scope and proportion. Carolyn Dean, the author of The Magnesium Miracle, 2nd Edition, has identified at least 65 magnesium deficiency conditions; factors that lead to magnesium deficiency; and two dozen reasons why magnesium deficiency occurs.
No government agency, university, health clinic or doctor has come close to uncovering and documenting these facts. Consider the 65 magnesium deficiency conditions that Dr. Do you or your loved ones demonstrate any of the conditions on this list — if so — you may be part of the public currently in crisis.
Join us this evening for a robust conversation and great phone in guests! One of these days, mostly due to the work of Dr. Carolyn Dean and other dedicated advocates, we will know heart rhythm issues for the symptoms they are — indicators of magnesium and mineral deficiencies — however long-standing and complicated they may have become.
Carolyn Dean has been educating the public on the dangers of modern medicine for over 20 years and her weekly radio show has become the GO-TO health information show for HOW-TO manage health, vitality, and well-being using picometer minerals and essential nutrients to avoid those dangers - drugs and surgeries being primary among the things to avoid! Tonight on our internet based radio show, we'll be talking with Dr. Carolyn Dean about how Magnesium Alleviates Heart Rhythm Symptoms along with a wide range of health topics and safe solutions.
When considering the equation between different nutrients it must be understood that all nutrients work synergistically and require co-factors to be successful in performing their functions in the body.
In addition to magnesium, calcium, and vitamin D, Dr. Dean also recommends vitamin K-2 for the metabolism of calcium, ReAline for the absorbable form of vitamin B-6 that works with magnesium, and ReMyte Mineral Solution for the multi-minerals that are require to support vitamin D metabolism as well as inviting potassium and selenium to the party! There is a lot of great information on tonight's show - and we want you to tune in and get your share of insights and inspiration.
Getting Your Ratios Right along with a wide range of health topics and safe solutions. The fight against back pain and nerve pain can take many forms. Neuropathy has challenges of its own and can be equally debilitating.
Speak to most any chiropractor and they will let you know that the structural integrity of the body is key in treating and preventing back and nerve pain.
For example, clinical experience and research in nerve pain conditions such as pancreatic cancer has shown that magnesium can be an effective treatment for pain. Although it is clear why magnesium can decrease muscle pain it makes muscles relax , why magnesium relieves nerve pain has become equally clear and beneficial for people who suffer from pain. Magnesium seems to settle down NDMA without the toxicity! A therapeutic magnesium like ReMag can be used to get a substantial and beneficial amount of magnesium into the body to settle down muscles and nerves!
Not only does magnesium helps calm both the nervous system and your muscles — helping to ease nerve related pain but it can also ease anxiety and promote better sleep — which can be hugely beneficial to those whose back or nerve pain makes sleep difficult.
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Magnesium deficiency is at epidemic proportions. The heart has the highest amount of magnesium in the body. If the heart muscles are lacking in magnesium, they can go into spasm causing pain or heart rhythm disturbances. You may not even feel any symptoms but on a routine physical with an EKG your doctor may say, 'Oh, you have atrial fibrillation'. Globally, as of , the International Diabetes Federation, reported an estimated million adults are living with diabetes.
The incidence of diabetes is increasing rapidly, and by , this number will likely double. Many people live with type 2 diabetes for a long period of time without being aware of their condition. By the time they figure it out the complications of this condition may already be present. Dean has written articles and blogs about the need for magnesium in kidney disease and is in the process of updating those texts with the new information she has written for the revision of The Magnesium Miracle which is be released in August of this year .
Carolyn Dean about how Diabetes, Kidney Disease, and Magnesium along with a wide range of health topics and safe solutions. Does your nervous system make you nervous? Or better yet - are you concerned that your nervous system might betray you? Then read on and be prepared to 'revise' what you've been 'thinking' about brain function and aging and provide your body with what it needs to keep your brain function high and vital!
It turns out you can influence how powerfully and adequately your brain function remains intact throughout your lifetime. For example, physical exercise seems to slow the loss of nerve cells in areas of the brain involved in memory.
Such exercise also helps keep the remaining nerve cells functioning. On the other hand, consuming two or more drinks of alcohol a day can speed the decline in brain function. And, using therapeutic, highly absorbed magnesium and mineral supplements have significant implications for health, longevity and cognitive function. You can download a copy of the book here. The good news is in most every case these symptoms can is improved or prevented with the appropriate magnesium and mineral therapy such as our very own ReMag Magnesium Solution, a 60, ppm concentration of Carolyn Dean about Soothing Arthritis along with a wide range of health topics and safe solutions.
Arthritis causes more disability than heart disease, diabetes, and back or spine problems. If you or someone you love is afflicted with arthritis they've probably only been offered pain killers, anti-inflammatories, cortisone shots or surgery, all of which deplete magnesium and more minerals. In the traditional allopathetic medical model there's no 'cure' for arthritis - just coping strategies. What if one of the causes of arthritis is a mineral deficiency but most doctors, who know nothing about recommending minerals to their patients, will never be able to help soothe or relieve arthritis symptoms in a safe, natural way?
Minerals do their best work inside cells. They pull water in after them to assist in thousands of metabolic processes. If you are deficient in minerals, water has nowhere to go and ends up in tissue spaces causing painful swelling. If you are deficient in minerals you will also have more auto-immune disease, more inflammation, more pain, and more swelling. Good and poor health is determined at the level of the millions of cells making up the human body.
Magnesium, vitamins, amino acids, and minerals are needed for the thousands of biochemical reactions taking place in each cell and chronic deficiency of these nutrients is the most frequent cause of cellular dysfunction. Replenishing these cells with essential nutrients supports their energy production and leads to optimal health. However, without adequate supplementation, the normal functioning of cells will eventually become impaired, resulting in poor health.
It gets well by making new cells that work correctly. The process of rebuilding a new and healthy you is based on the fact that the body is constantly replacing itself. Carolyn Dean about Magnesium and Minerals: Building Blocks to Cellular Health along with a wide range of health topics and safe solutions. Magnesium deficiency is very common in people with heart disease.
In hospitals where doctors understand the important of magnesium, it is administered for acute myocardial infarction and cardiac arrhythmia. Like any other muscle, the heart requires magnesium. Magnesium is also used to treat angina or chest pain. The epidemic of heart disease in women may have its origins in the excessive intake of medically prescribed calcium.
Women who take calcium supplements have a higher risk of heart disease as calcium deposits in their arteries. When they have enough magnesium, the heart muscle cells relax. The most commonly used drugs in high blood pressure are diuretics. The irony of using diuretics is that they deplete the body of magnesium. Could it be that Chronic Fatigue Syndrome and Fibromyalgia are really magnesium and mineral deficiencies in disguise?
Could we have a case of mistaken identity? Our exposure to toxins, chemicals, and prescription drugs begins at birth. Substances we think are safe can break down our immune systems and deplete our nutrient reserves, and Dr.
Dean along with a host of many allopathic and naturopath doctors and treatment believe that these factors to CFS, fibromyalgia, and environmental illness in a growing list of sufferers. Ibid Toxins, chemicals, and prescription drugs as well as the processed foods that we eat and the sodas that we drink deplete our bodies of magnesium.
Research has found that: On tonight's radio program we review CFS and fibromyalgia along with many other topics.
The chronology of health into disease applies to most every individual who suffers from chronic symptoms that express themselves through the immune system, the circulatory system, or compromised organ integrity. In addition to the pain, suffering, and constant disappointment of physical symptoms the individual also suffers from anxiety, depression, and lack of confidence. By the time many of our customers contact us they are in a Total Body Meltdown.
Take another look at the chronology of health to illness and tell me how on earth a drug or supplement is going to make a dent in all of that? The reality is that years of nutritional deficiencies, lifestyle choices, and environmental factors erode the body's natural capacity for unlimited heath. Thankfully, the body's latent intelligence and incredible design provide for a Total Reset if you give it the correct building blocks in an appropriate administration.
In — what many people require is Dr. Calcification happens when calcium builds up in body tissue, blood vessels, or organs.
Calcium is transported through the bloodstream. It is also found in every cell. As a result, calcification can occur in almost any part of the body.
The other 1 percent is in the blood, muscles, fluid outside the cells, and other body tissues. Some disorders cause calcium to deposit in places where it does not typically belong. Over time, this can add up and cause problems. You may need treatment to prevent complications if you have this extra calcium buildup.
What do we know about calcification? Many people have heard about the aortic valve becoming calcified, or a calcified abdominal aorta rupturing. Dean talks about breast tissue calcification being misdiagnosed as DCIS a precancerous condition. Calcium spurs on the vertebrae or in joints are simply called arthritis.
Tonight we review Dr. This past week Dr. Carolyn Dean wrote a blog titled: Magnesium the Anti-Aging Miracle and once you read the article I think you'll agree with me: In addition to the studies and research Dr. Dean provides in her article we also site the the University of Adelaide Press comprehensive study titled Magnesium and the Central Nervous System. Magnesium, vitamins, amino acids and minerals are needed for the thousands of biochemical reactions taking place in each cell and chronic deficiency of these nutrients is the most frequent cause of cellular dysfunction.
Purges and IV chelation are the most common forms of detox for the body. But what if there were a more perfect way? ReAline is a specific formula that provides the perfect building blocks to enhance and assist the body in detoxifying chemicals and heavy metals. Instead of forcing the body with purges or IV chelation, ReAline has l-methionine, which is the building block for glutathione, the body's most important antioxidant.
There is no practical way to protect yourself from all the toxins in the environment. Fortunately, there are ways to counteract some toxins and pollutants. It contained three B vitamins and two sulfur-based amino acids dl-methionine and l-taurine. Specifically, the original ReAline formula contained: B2 riboflavinphosphate , B6 pyridoxinephosphate , Folate, dl-Methionine, l-Taurine, and Betaine hydrochloride a methylated compound.
Here is the current formula, which can replace several supplements that you may be taking: I want to make sure you realize how important it is for you and your Total Body ReSet. Carolyn Dean our own Dr. Dean unleashes an incredible amount of valuable information related to balancing the thyroid and hormone system systems in general!
If you have any concerns about symptoms related to the thyroid you will want to listen to the entire two hours of this broadcast and use the information to your benefit! In order to take the right amount of magnesium you have to get to know your body.
And you have to take the right type of magnesium for your body and for your symptoms. However, some people get the laxative effect very easily, so Dr. Dean created ReMag Magnesium Solution. The majority of children and adults in America take one or more dietary supplements every day. Today's dietary supplements include vitamins, minerals, herbals and botanicals, amino acids, enzymes and many other products. Popular supplements include vitamins D and E; minerals like magnesium, calcium, potassium, and iron, herbs such as echinacea and garlic; and specialty products like probiotics and fish oils.
Yet, by the time you finish reading this email another four Americans will have had a heart attack and another four will have had a stroke or heart failure. Heart attack is the leading killer in developed countries. Worldwide, cancer kills 7. Deaths from cancer are projected to reach over 11 million by Throughout the world million people have been diagnosed with diabetes and over million people are clinically obese. As per the World Health Organization, obesity is a leading preventable cause of death worldwide and authorities view it as one of the most serious public health problems of the 21st century.
What is going on and why are we so sick? After 45 years of her own research Dr. Dean has come to two very important understandings: Many of the symptoms people are expressing today also come from digestive issues and the Western Diet - highly processed foods high in sugar and fats that infest the gut with yeast overgrowth.
If you are unfamiliar with yeast overgrowth - you can read this article written by Dr. Carolyn Dean that describes its causes and effects: Dean's about her findings as well as her recommendation for treating these two foundational issues with a doctor created, doctor recommended protocol that will move you out of the 'risk' column and into the 'reward' program! ReMag Magnesium Solution is a mineral and nutrient that, when used therapeutically in the proper amounts and form, has had a miraculous healing effect on these and other serious health conditions.
In addition to using ReMag for health recovery, a health maintenance dose of ReMag every day will support the myriad of protein metabolism functions in the body that are essential to life.
If you suffer from unexplained fatigue or weakness, abnormal heart rhythms, or even muscle spasms and eye twitches, low levels of magnesium could be to blame. In addition to enzyme and protein metabolism, magnesium is necessary for: Activating muscles and nerves Creating energy in your body by activating adenosine triphosphate ATP Helping digest proteins, carbohydrates, and fats Serving as a building block for RNA and DNA synthesis Acting as a precursor for neurotransmitters like serotonin Tonight on our internet based radio show, we'll be talking with Dr.
Carolyn Dean about how to Get Healthy and Stay Health with Proper Magnesium Supplementation along with a wide range of health topics and safe solutions.
A blog reader told me that she threw away her adult diapers after taking ReMag magnesium for only 3 months.